- Why should we hire you?
- Eyjafjallajökull

Her producers are evil capitalists. She is just 17 but her style is a lot of sexy for that age.

Always incomplete and unhappy.

Bad use of music.
Bad and childish use of bad language.
Worst thing ever done by Kanye.

He tagged as people but he is human-look-a-like inded.

He hasn't spent by popular culture... But run short of that.

Danger zone. Keep away.

Wasting my life with funny stuff on the internet. Everyday.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People band?

4. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job.

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a

police officer.

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

7. Bad cop, no donut.

8. You're not going to check the trunk are you?

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's

night stand.

12. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at

McDonalds?

13. I pay your salary.

14. So uh, you on the take or what?

15. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a

warning.

16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us knows.

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around, that's how far ahead they are.

18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained

specialist.

19. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun

fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal,

forcing me to speed out of control.

20. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

21. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

22. No, YOU assume the position.

23. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1

special!

24. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket?

25. No, offi, offic,lucifer...I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear

to dog.

26. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110

mph.

27. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

28. But officer, I've got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different

states! Pick ONE!

29. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green

men!

30. On the way to the station, let's get a six pack, oh and don't forget

the cig's.

31. Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

32. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?

33. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

34. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone mean.

35. What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?

# Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.

# If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!

# Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place.

# Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.

# References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.

# Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!

# Do you mind if I light up?

# Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.

# Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover.

# Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man.

Son to his father. "You know dad you should just do what mom says, she's always right anyway." - obvious his hearing has improved much since getting tubes in his ears, we have taken up whispering now.

If your boyfriend, girlfriend say this to you, fall in love with him/her deeply.

Not human

Lost gay musician.

For many people, it helps to measure the music culture level of people. This is a very ovverrated definition for Flamenco but i can say that, it's a very different window to music and dance.